first of all we have the clock... it's cute... it's 75mm square... it comes in a little red box and it really does go backwards, in fact it's rumoured that if you stare at it without blinking for 24 hours you actually get one day younger… [apologies - the clock is out of stock at the moment]

on top of that we also have a unique selection of badges - they're all 25mm in diameter, have sharp pins and cost 50p each, and you can buy a complete set of all 24 round badges for a tenner

and if that's not enough we've got a cute little metal badge too - it's 25mm square, in a gun metal/white enamel finish and it costs £3

you can see everything close up in the shop